Why program hacking is
better than sex
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You can crack a program for many hours continiously.
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Programs have no periods when you may not crack
them.
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You needn't buy new soft every time you want to
crack a new program.
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Program never asks how many programs you cracked
before and how old you were when you've cracked your first program.
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You can crack several programs simultaneously.
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You can crack program and eat, watch TV or read a
book at a time.
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Program never says "My last hacker cracked me
longer".
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Faster cracking is better cracking.
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You can crack programs in presence of your parents,
friends and teachers.
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After cracking a program you can (and want to) crack
another one immediately.
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After cracking a program you have no spinal ache or
stumbling gait.
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One cracking is enough for one program.
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Nobody makes you marry the cracked program.
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You can give a crack to your friends or sell it.
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If you are tired of cracking a program, you can stop
and return to crack from this point next week.
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